Alfred is a Magic Pimp dog who Destroys da Buildings wit his Leash of Dopeness

Jesus has been ressurected into Alfred

You will be hypnotized into oblivion.

Fast Food has a Dictator

You can now have an emo kid, all for yourself! Joy!

Commander, his fate is in your hands!

Goth kids have shot up your school, it's up to Pico to save the day!

no, it's not supposed to be challenging